If you mention how nice she looks, it's a sexual harrassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
If you cry, you are a wimp.
If you don't, you are an incensitive bastard.
If you make a decision without consulting her, you are a chauvinist.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's liverated woman.
If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she askes you, it's a favor.
If you buy her flowers, you are after something.
If you don't, you are not thoughtful.
If you are proud of your achievements, you are full of yourself.
If you aren't, you are not ambitious.
If she has a headache, she is tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore.
If you want it too often, you are over-sexed.
If you don't, there must be someone else.
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헐 영어를 보니 갑자기 빈혈증이 ㅠㅠ
2010/01/18 21:50좋은글인거 같습니다. !!
사실 영어공부좀 해야한다는 ^^
행복한 한주 보내세요..
이 유머는 여성숭배자가 한말 같아요. ㅋㅋ
2010/01/18 23:46편안한 밤 되세요
2010/01/18 23:07감사합니다.^^ 핑구님두 좋은 꿈꾸세요.
2010/01/18 23:47영어라서 해석은 잘 못하고..
2010/01/18 23:38잠시 머물다갑니다..^^
불편하게 했나요?
2010/01/19 00:28이런 유머는 어디서 가져오세요? ㅎㅎㅎ
2010/01/19 02:52이런 걸 모아놓은데가 있더군요. ^^
2010/01/19 08:24